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July 11, 2012
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brikit asked: Your retirement plan is the best retirement plan. Would this be a mixed-gender strip club with rule 63 strip versions of heroes along with normal strip versions of heroes? Would there be a Bat Family night? Avengers night? Flash Family night? These are all burning questions that need answers! :DD

Yep! This would be an equal opportunity strip club with themed nights. We would be very particular about the hiring process, because we wouldn’t just want attractive people in superhero costumes—-they’d have to be able to play the parts. The Nightwing has to be able to work that Bat pole. The Spider-Man has to be able to quip like a pro as he works his spidey moneymaker. The Wonder Woman has to be able to throw a mean Lasso of Truth. We would get sued so fast, but it would be incredibly worth it. The drinks, decor, and private rooms would also be themed. Want to get a lap dance in the Batcave? Darn right you do.

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September 08, 2011
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Kitty and Hiruko's Retirement Plan

  • Hiruko: my first retirement plan is a bisexual strip club. Superhero themed. It would be called Sex Luthor.
  • Kitty: WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING? Some days, I can't stand it.
  • Hiruko: It would be classy as hell. I know that one of the stages would have a pole that would actually be a fireman's pole from the dressing room. The Batman stripper could have a bat signal on stage during his set. Spider-Man stripper would be required to hand upside down, as if from a web. And every stripper would need to know enough about their portrayed superhero to have an intelligent conversation about them. It would pretty much be the best. Also, the Nightwing Stripper has to dance to Circus. NO EXCEPTIONS
  • Kitty: Can we make this a reality? Is there ANY WAY to make this real? Because we would make so much money. Maybe even enough money to survive the eventual lawsuits.
  • Hiruko: I know, right? Comic shops in the area would weep, what with people spending all their comic money on boobies. But hey, I bet we could figure out something to boost comic sales and business. Buy a comic this week and get the cover price off of your entry fee? Let's be business partners. You can help me decide what gimicks certain superhero strippers will have.
  • Kitty: I'm in.
  • Hiruko: other ideas I just came up with: In-character lapdances. If you come in for a stag or hen night, or on your birthday, you get a cape. Which is presented to you and put on to you by dancers of your choice.
  • Kitty: you could also pay the dancers just to hold you and say encouraging things.
  • Hiruko: oh lord it would end up being therapy for so many people.
  • Kitty: I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS. IF A CAPTAIN AMERICA STRIPPER HELD ME GENTLY AND TOLD ME HE WAS PROUD OF MY DECISIONS, I WOULD CRY AND THEN GET AROUSED AND THEN CRY AGAIN. AND IT WOULD BE WORTH EVERY PENNY.

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