It’s kind of funny, but the single most common response I’ve gotten to being single again is “you need to go out and buy a new vibrator”. Vibrators are great and all, but they don’t give very good hugs. Also, you can’t spoon with a vibrator very effectively. Also-also, I might be in the process of creating a list comparing and contrasting buying a new vibrator to attempting to go out and meet people. Bars are gross and drinks are expensive. Vibrators are dishwasher safe and a one-time investment. Hmm.
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dreamrabbit likes this
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dreamrabbit said:
That would almost certainly be the greatest contribution to lists in literature since Robinson Crusoe. And instructive! (Seriously, they might only be virtual, but I’m sure Tumblr will do it’s best to try and fill at least some of your hugging needs!
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loxes said:
guess this means people need to stop making creepy vibrator suggestions and make creepy hug pillow suggestions instead.
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audiblehush said:
This may be odd, but how do you feel about dancing? I swing dance and I’ve found that the swing community is super friendly, and dancing is a blast!(Also, swing dancing tends to attract nerds, so that’s a plus in my book!)
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infectedscrew said:
Hey, you can buy the hug pillow and stick a vibrator inside. It would save your the trouble of going to bars and you would get the much needed hug.
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apostrophizing said:
obvs you should be getting local tumblrs to come meet you at con.
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datbukkit said:
or you could go out with me. I’m sure the 15 hour weekly plane trip will be worth the hassle ;D
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afriendtosell said:
Meet people at libraries! They’re a surprisingly awesome place to chat people up and do research at the same time.
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sentinelalanscott said:
oh man that’s sort of rude of them… I’m sorry hun.
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justplainsomething reblogged this from quipquipquip and added:
I’m pretty sure you can find a vibrator out there that gives you hugs.
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