brikit asked: Your retirement plan is the best retirement plan. Would this be a mixed-gender strip club with rule 63 strip versions of heroes along with normal strip versions of heroes? Would there be a Bat Family night? Avengers night? Flash Family night? These are all burning questions that need answers! :DD
Yep! This would be an equal opportunity strip club with themed nights. We would be very particular about the hiring process, because we wouldn’t just want attractive people in superhero costumes—-they’d have to be able to play the parts. The Nightwing has to be able to work that Bat pole. The Spider-Man has to be able to quip like a pro as he works his spidey moneymaker. The Wonder Woman has to be able to throw a mean Lasso of Truth. We would get sued so fast, but it would be incredibly worth it. The drinks, decor, and private rooms would also be themed. Want to get a lap dance in the Batcave? Darn right you do.