gallifreyancloisterbell asked: Okay so on Facebook there's this game called "Avengers Alliance" where you are an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and you recruit heroes to fight bad guys and stuff. And there's a mission where you team up with Captain America, and my question is: is it a bad thing that I feel kind of warm and fuzzy and proud when he tells me "Well done, Agent" even though it's a preprogrammed response and all? I mean I just feel like Steve Rogers gave me an approving pat on the shoulder and it's a nice feeling. #capfeels

There is nothing wrong with that. That is one of the best things about Steve Rogers—-he loves you and is proud of you and wants you to be the best person you can possibly be, no matter who you are. And that is why Hiruko and I have plans to make a superhero strip club, so that we can have a Cap that will give you hugs.

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